Ryan Dunn tribute comic.

3 months late, but I tried.

See Ryan Dunn shove a bus up his backside! One upping his most memorable Jackass stunt.
 You may be saying, 'Oh but Jackass is so stupid. All it is , is dumb poo gags, guys getting hit in the crotch  and a fat dude and a midget running around like morons.' Yes it is pretty dumb but what do you expect from a show called JACKASS? An examination into the history of quantum mechanics? A look into the minds of geniuses like Stephen Hawkings and Einstein?
  I do enjoy more enlightening television shows and documentaries, I like to learn and understand the world as much as I can. I watch shows like QI, Mythbusters, Documentaries about art and artists, and nearly anything on science and history. I am a nerd...or at least fairly dorky. But I don't brag about my intellect. I hate people like that. 'Oh I have an IQ of 152, and I am a member of MENSA'  whoop dee bloody doo. Go tell someone who cares. We all have a level of idiocy. No matter how small, or great it is. For every Stephen Hawking there is in the world there's a good 10 Wayne Rooneys along with it. Let's face it.
  I like Jackass because (although it does warn against copying the OBVIOUSLEY dangerous Stunts and acts) it allows me to watch idiotic acts without the full consequences. I like to learn but I also like to laugh and Jackass has brought a LOT of laughter, and wincing. From Wee-Man as a skateboarding Oompa Loompa, to Preston Lacy standing on top of a rickity Port a potty petrified (and then munching on some prescription pill or another and retaking it clam as a breeze).

 Ryan's death was a shock. I thought (like many would) that it would be Steve-O or Preston first. Of course I had no idea that Ryan was so wreakless a driver and had drunk drove before. It is a tragedy, but it was also pretty stupid of him to drink-drive. Especially going at that speed. Not only did he die but so did a friend of his Zachary Hartwell.
  Jackass's future is sort of uncertain. There has so far been no real decision to carry on, or the franchise is at least on hold out of respect of Dunn and Hartwell's families and friends.

 All I do know is, every so often, I like to pop in a Jackass DVD, press play and watch a bunch of idiots kick each other in the nads. Or get chsaed by a bull...or drink a fat dudes sweat...or whatever sick, stupid crap they can think of.

Johnny Knoxville, Preston Lacy, Wee-Man, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Dave England and all the other butt munches, thanks for the laughs.



Actual work related drawings coming soon.

More drawings.

Here's the other drawing I've been whipping up. The moment of realisation that hits the cop character, John Bunnel that he has become corrupt. Now you may think I based the characters name on the former Sherrif and narrator of 'World's Wildest Police Chases' because I hate the guy. Not really. I love the programme and think he's done a great service. i just needed to find a good cop name and started searching on google for prolific cops. Really I should have gone for KNOWN corrupt cops, but...I was lazy. So, to the REAL mr Bunnell, I apologise for any insult to your name. Please don't sue.

More drawings soon.

Just another doodle.

For donut studios thing. From the sounds of it that science project is dead in the water. THANKS FOR WARNING ME SHAUN! YOU ARE SO RELIABLE. I hate it when this happens. 'oh there's a project I want help with. Do some drawings and animation for me.' Half way through suddenly I hear NOTHING from them. No emails, no texts. I ask their collegues what's going on...'We dunno where he is, haven't seen him for a while.' If you didn't like my artwork just say, don't frikking jump ship when I have my back turned.


Sorry, just frustrated. This is the second time it's happened to me and it feels awful.

Terrible aren't they? It's my first time working with light and perspective, especially working out torches and flashlight light beams. But I'm working on it.

More scribbles and stuff soon!

Red Dead Redemption: Inbred Horse edition.

You may be wondering what the hell this is about. Did I get a job at Rockstar and designed a new download for the Red Dead series? No. But I have been playing the game recently and experienced  riding on a retarded horse.
 It was the racing mission you do with Bonnie Macfarlane and I was winning. I had a good lead. Sadly I must have ran out of tiger blood or been riding on a inbred horse because....hell, I'll show you.

Behold my crappy comic of how my horse decided to take a shortcut (TO DEATH) by leaping off a bridge. Way to go you dumbass! Also note, I can't draw horses. I try but the legs always get me.

Sorry bout lack of updates.

Yeah, I admit to being a lazy prat sometimes. Heck, all the time. Even right now. Seriously...RIGHT NOW!

Here's a few images I have been working on recently, all for the cop project and all to do with the cop's decline into corruption and overzealous brutality to both criminals and innocent civilians.

The more I look at this the more I think I could have, and SHOULD have darkened this a touch.

Ahh. Nothing like drawing a decent bit of racial profiling and brutality to make you hate the world!

More coming soon, unless yet again I forget because of my utter idleness.

See ya!

Stephen Fry. Quick doodle.

Eh, just been messing about really trying to get back into doodling. I've been a fan of his work for a fair while now, infact since I first saw Blackadder as a child and was able to fully appreciate his acting. He is a great actor, writer, in some ways a comedian or at least he has a sharp wit. It'd be fantastic to meet him but then again most of the celebrities I hoped to meet have sadly passed on. Barry White, Leslie Neilsen, Rodney Dangerfield. I'm not saying Mr Fry is old, just that I have bad luck with most of my favorite actors passing. Neilsen's death was a big "Awww dammit!" moment for me, then again he was 84 or so.
 Hmm, I aught to do a quick Drebin sketch. Love those movies, even the last one was pretty amusing. Not the best, but a good chuckle or three in there.


Agh, I'm yacking on here...Tommorow, character designs of the Cop and some more science stuff coming soon. See ya then.

Lise Meitner, Issac Newton and ...Josef Mengele?

I have to say he does have a rather bizzare similarity in looks with Brian May. It's like looking at an alternate universe verion of him. Anyhow, the full body drawings of Mr Newton/ May are coming soon.

Lise Meitner was part of the original team who discovered neuclear fission. Her work on this was effectively stolen by a collegue, Otto Han. He got a Nobel Prize, but some historians believe she should have had the award, as though he said his chemistry alone had discovered it, he could not explain it.

Not to say that she didn't get any awards for her work, but she is an example of female scientist's work being overlooked.

Finally, we come to one of the worst monsters in history. Pretty much a literal mad scientist who's experiments where only for his sick gratification. No he didn't make any Frankenstein-esque beasts, nor horrid viruses like you'd see in old B-movies. This man was a sick individual as where the people who hired and worked with him.

Josef Mengele, otherwise known as The Angel of Death. A German SS officer and Physician in Auschwitz-Birkenau. He initially started out selecting who was to live and who was to die in the camps, but soon started experiments on selected victims, including the children. This included creating Siamese twins by sewing together two individuals (often without anesthetic) trying to change the eye colour of an inmate, often killing or blinding them and sterilising children. I don't want to say any more because frankly I feel sick already.

The frontal picture may look a bit off in the eyes, but the photo it comes from is damn creepy to look at. He must have had lazy eye at some point because his eyes pretty much  do look like that in the pic.



Ughhh. I'll continue with posting again sometime. Perhaps do some for the cop project. Maybe some random doodles. We'll see.

Been a little while.

Hi there! Sorry for not posting much but a fair few things have cropped up. I have contacted a friend of mine I haven't seen for about 8 years. We're friends from Secondary School, ( Highschool to the Americans reading this) and we were the more unpopular goofy kids in school. He was a bespectacled, tourettes kid and I was the Autistic, chubby, broad shouldered prat. I still sort of am but I have since slimmed a little and try to get a bit of excersise in. Can't stop bieng  Autistic though so, meh, I tried.

I have a new computer, Mac Book Pro, latest model, DAMN fast and generally brilliant. My other computer is still pretty good but due to it being a Windows, it is starting to slow a little. Using the older one now.

I WILL put up pics of the cop character and more, in fact the cop character is coming up here soon, possibly tomorrow. Watch this space.

PS; I always though Elizabeth Taylor was older than that. Surprised to see her age when her death occured yesterday. William Shatners 80. Holy cow...

Maire Curie: Human Glo-stick

I have to say this, get it out of the way. Bloody Dog-face. I mean sure she's a scientist, not a model, but that is the first thing I thought when I saw her face. Okay I have seen worse, but still...

Body design coming soon, finished that recently. Also design for the cop is on it's way, and I have decided to call the Gangland Boss 'Ronald Bronson'.

Gangland boss.

Hm. I screwed up on the profile of his body. Shoulder looks a bit off. I'll tweek that in a bit. Marie Curie is near enough finished. Currently working on another 11 second Club thing. Storyboarded it out today. Audio clip is from Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Bloody great movie. Loved it as a kid and still love it now, even more so now that as an adult I get all the more rude jokes!

Anyway. Marie Curie is nearly sorted, I'm just adding colour to it at the moment.
 See ya later!

Other projects.

I have a few other projects on at the moment aside from the science thing and 11 second club. One of which is to do with different types of addiction aside from the usual drug/ alcohol addictions. The piece is part of one film, or more that it is a video game one of the characters plays. Sort of like a GTA game but not particularly about a criminal or thug, but about a police officer who genuinely tries to help people but soon becomes addicted to the power he has over them and loves his ability to arrest.

As he becomes corrupted by this power, he becomes more and more involved in a gang, initially bribed to protect them-somewhat grudgingly- he eventually befreinds the main leader behind the group helping ro 'protect their interests'.

This is where the design comes in. As written on it, he is based somewhat off Vlad from GTA 4, a game I admit to playng once in a while and I have restarted it again. So far I have blown up the garage in the north of the first Island for Faustin.

Anyway. I wanted a sort of younger Vlad-ish look, not exactly like him but having certain elements, like that damn mustache and shifty look. I haven't yet given him a name but I will look up a few gangster names (more London Gangsters, proper Cockney buggers, innit?) and see where it goes.

Anyways. Marie Cuire is coming soon, as will a full body desgin for Mr Vlad Knockoff here. See you soon!

The servers acting up again.

The Marie Curie drawings are done, but due to technical difficulties I cannot put them up.

Infuriating and stupid. I hope this does not continue.

Stephen Hawking Part 2: Tokyo Drift.

Finally! Something must have been iffy with the server or something but at last, here is the second Stephen Hawking doodle for the Science project. Also, the animation for 11 second club is sorted I think.    Anyway. The note at the side I must say is just generally saying not to animate him too much. It's unfortunate I have to say that but, that's Motor Neurone Disease for you. Then again for him to be damn near 70 with the disease I must say I'm impressed. I had to google up his current condition as I didn't know how much of his body (if any) he could move so it has been a pretty educational experience so far.

More drawings coming soon! Of another female scientist.

Bloody hell, Technical problems.

I have no idea what this is about, but I can't show the second drawing I did of Stephen Hawking. DAMMIT BLOGGER!

Stephen Hawking mixin' it up like a Pro.

Don't ask me why Stephen is a DJ. I was just messing around with photoshop while bored. Still it's a great mental image isn't it? Stephen moonlights as a DJ, Einstein doing backflips on the dancefloor and Lise Meitner is passed out drunk in a corner.

An animation I did for last christmas. I pretty much animaed around a stand up show Bill Bailey did back in 2000. I am a fan of his work and think he is a fantastic comedian and musician so I decided to do a Christmas animation based on his Donkey on Cocaine skit.

Project: Science!

I have a few projects on the go, unpaid work but its good for experience. One of these is trying to get kids interested in science as apparntly more and more kids are not choosing to follow science into A-Levels and beyond. So I had a contact with a project worker who wants me to help animate and create an animation to get kids back into it. So, here is a few drawings and ideas. Some character designs I'm fixing up.

and Lauren said 'Let there be words!'

Hello world and hello new blog. I forgot the original blog's password so I thought I'd start afresh. I shall soon be posting my 'wonderful' animations and designs. Not much to say as I have yet to post them up but it is coming soon.