Red Dead Redemption: Inbred Horse edition.

You may be wondering what the hell this is about. Did I get a job at Rockstar and designed a new download for the Red Dead series? No. But I have been playing the game recently and experienced  riding on a retarded horse.
 It was the racing mission you do with Bonnie Macfarlane and I was winning. I had a good lead. Sadly I must have ran out of tiger blood or been riding on a inbred horse because....hell, I'll show you.

Behold my crappy comic of how my horse decided to take a shortcut (TO DEATH) by leaping off a bridge. Way to go you dumbass! Also note, I can't draw horses. I try but the legs always get me.

Sorry bout lack of updates.

Yeah, I admit to being a lazy prat sometimes. Heck, all the time. Even right now. Seriously...RIGHT NOW!

Here's a few images I have been working on recently, all for the cop project and all to do with the cop's decline into corruption and overzealous brutality to both criminals and innocent civilians.

The more I look at this the more I think I could have, and SHOULD have darkened this a touch.

Ahh. Nothing like drawing a decent bit of racial profiling and brutality to make you hate the world!

More coming soon, unless yet again I forget because of my utter idleness.

See ya!

Stephen Fry. Quick doodle.

Eh, just been messing about really trying to get back into doodling. I've been a fan of his work for a fair while now, infact since I first saw Blackadder as a child and was able to fully appreciate his acting. He is a great actor, writer, in some ways a comedian or at least he has a sharp wit. It'd be fantastic to meet him but then again most of the celebrities I hoped to meet have sadly passed on. Barry White, Leslie Neilsen, Rodney Dangerfield. I'm not saying Mr Fry is old, just that I have bad luck with most of my favorite actors passing. Neilsen's death was a big "Awww dammit!" moment for me, then again he was 84 or so.
 Hmm, I aught to do a quick Drebin sketch. Love those movies, even the last one was pretty amusing. Not the best, but a good chuckle or three in there.


Agh, I'm yacking on here...Tommorow, character designs of the Cop and some more science stuff coming soon. See ya then.

Lise Meitner, Issac Newton and ...Josef Mengele?

I have to say he does have a rather bizzare similarity in looks with Brian May. It's like looking at an alternate universe verion of him. Anyhow, the full body drawings of Mr Newton/ May are coming soon.

Lise Meitner was part of the original team who discovered neuclear fission. Her work on this was effectively stolen by a collegue, Otto Han. He got a Nobel Prize, but some historians believe she should have had the award, as though he said his chemistry alone had discovered it, he could not explain it.

Not to say that she didn't get any awards for her work, but she is an example of female scientist's work being overlooked.

Finally, we come to one of the worst monsters in history. Pretty much a literal mad scientist who's experiments where only for his sick gratification. No he didn't make any Frankenstein-esque beasts, nor horrid viruses like you'd see in old B-movies. This man was a sick individual as where the people who hired and worked with him.

Josef Mengele, otherwise known as The Angel of Death. A German SS officer and Physician in Auschwitz-Birkenau. He initially started out selecting who was to live and who was to die in the camps, but soon started experiments on selected victims, including the children. This included creating Siamese twins by sewing together two individuals (often without anesthetic) trying to change the eye colour of an inmate, often killing or blinding them and sterilising children. I don't want to say any more because frankly I feel sick already.

The frontal picture may look a bit off in the eyes, but the photo it comes from is damn creepy to look at. He must have had lazy eye at some point because his eyes pretty much  do look like that in the pic.



Ughhh. I'll continue with posting again sometime. Perhaps do some for the cop project. Maybe some random doodles. We'll see.

Been a little while.

Hi there! Sorry for not posting much but a fair few things have cropped up. I have contacted a friend of mine I haven't seen for about 8 years. We're friends from Secondary School, ( Highschool to the Americans reading this) and we were the more unpopular goofy kids in school. He was a bespectacled, tourettes kid and I was the Autistic, chubby, broad shouldered prat. I still sort of am but I have since slimmed a little and try to get a bit of excersise in. Can't stop bieng  Autistic though so, meh, I tried.

I have a new computer, Mac Book Pro, latest model, DAMN fast and generally brilliant. My other computer is still pretty good but due to it being a Windows, it is starting to slow a little. Using the older one now.

I WILL put up pics of the cop character and more, in fact the cop character is coming up here soon, possibly tomorrow. Watch this space.

PS; I always though Elizabeth Taylor was older than that. Surprised to see her age when her death occured yesterday. William Shatners 80. Holy cow...

Maire Curie: Human Glo-stick

I have to say this, get it out of the way. Bloody Dog-face. I mean sure she's a scientist, not a model, but that is the first thing I thought when I saw her face. Okay I have seen worse, but still...

Body design coming soon, finished that recently. Also design for the cop is on it's way, and I have decided to call the Gangland Boss 'Ronald Bronson'.

Gangland boss.

Hm. I screwed up on the profile of his body. Shoulder looks a bit off. I'll tweek that in a bit. Marie Curie is near enough finished. Currently working on another 11 second Club thing. Storyboarded it out today. Audio clip is from Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Bloody great movie. Loved it as a kid and still love it now, even more so now that as an adult I get all the more rude jokes!

Anyway. Marie Curie is nearly sorted, I'm just adding colour to it at the moment.
 See ya later!